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Table of Contents: > Knock Knocks > Name-Calling > How's, Why's and a What > Best Blonde Joke Ever

These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone! Well, maybe not... but some are pretty good! If you have any good ones, be sure to let me know!

P.S. Are you a fan of Star Wars jokes? This guy does one a day...

The answers are no longer on a separate page -- they're just hiding right beneath the jokes now! Highlight that seemingly-blank space to see them. It's like magic! Wahoo! :-)

Knock Knocks

#1: "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Diesel." "Diesel who?"
Answer: Diesel all make you laugh if you aren't very bright! :-)

#2: "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "The interrup--"
Answer: MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name-Calling

#3: There's a guy on the floor. What's his name? [Thanks to Maddy & Emma Kiefer for this one.]
Answer: Matt

#4: There's a guy lying on a restaurant table. What's his name? [Thanks to Maddy & Emma Kiefer for this one, too.]
Answer: Bill

#5: There was a girl in a flower bed. What was her name? [Thanks to Maddy and Emma Kiefer for this one, too!]
Answer: Heather

#6: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Answer: A nervous wreck!

#7: I've got five arms, six heads, three eyes, and two noses. What am I?
Answer: A liar.

#8: How long does Luke Skywalker need to sleep? [Thanks to Jacen Solo for this one!]
Answer: One Jedi night!

#9: What does an Imperial Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? [Thanks to Jacen for this one, too!]
Answer: A bow TIE!

How's, Why's and a What

#8: How would an elephant smell without its trunk?
Answer: Trunk or no trunk, s/he would smell terrible! Or wonderful... depends on the elephant's personality, hygiene, et cetera. Anyway, the point is: these jokes aren't actually funny. Ha! Good punch line, eh? Hahaha...

#9: Why did the chicken cross the road with an ax?
Answer: To kill any pedestrians in her way! No... the "real" answer is "because there was an egg there and she wanted to hatchet." My answer is so much better...

#10: Why did the lemon hide in fear when the bully came?
Answer: Because it was yellow! Hahaha.... HA! Hahahahaha! I'm still laughing over that one...

#11: Why are dinosaurs big and green and scaly? [Thanks to the Klines for this one.]
Answer: Because if they were small and white and smooth they'd be Tic-Tacs!

#12: What's black and white and red all over? [This one's my personal invention... hehe!]
Answer: The cow who jumped over the moon, except it went too far over and caught fire in the sun!

Best Blonde Joke Ever

This is a particular favorite of mine, enough so that it gets its own special section. Check it out!

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Well, those are all the jokes for now folks. But it's certainly better than before, when there were only six -- we've managed to double that by now! Thanks to the Klines, Kiefers, and Solos for some of the jokes above. Do you have any good ones you'd like to share? If so, be sure to let me know! I'm always on the lookout for more. Have a nice day!