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    Star Wars: Episode II
Attack of the Clones
Box Office Stats:
Opened May 16, 2002
$648.3 million worldwide (16th biggest ever)
$310,676,740 domestic (13th biggest ever)
Review:
First of all, I thought Episode II was great. Perhaps not as great as some of
the Original Trilogy, but better than Episode I for sure. It kept the
outstanding visual effects as seen in Episode I but added... err... excitement?
Fun? Well, it sort of seemed more like the Star Wars universe we came to know in
the Original Trilogy. The morphing of grand Republic into industrial Empire is
going very well. If you really pay attention, you'll notice plenty of little
things that are starting to tie the Prequel Trilogy into the Original Trilogy.
For example, take a look at the markings on Obi-Wan's Jedi Starfighter. If you
don't recognize them, go check out the originals again and pay attention to the
Imperial pilot & gunners' helmets.
It did, of course, have its low points. However, there aren't many. The
romantic scenes between Anakin and Padme are very dumb, and some of the dialogue
is horrible. I suppose, though, that it is necessary to "tell the story."
Fortunately, you don't notice that kind of thing as much in the well-done action
scenes, like the amazing battle at the end.
High points? Yoda. In this movie he is completely CG - there's no puppet, no
actor, no anything. He was all done by computer. However, Frank Oz still does
the voice. You might have heard the he fights, and you probably thought that he
couldn't be all that good. However, ask anybody who has seen it - it was
amazing.
Also, as I said before, the final battle is "worthy of recognition in the
Archives of the Jedi," in the words of the evil Count Dooku (Christopher Lee).
This, combined with action-packed chase sequences through the lower levels of
Coruscant and asteroid fields, makes it the must-see movie that it is.
Plot:
Beware of major spoilers (aka big plot points that you probably don't want to
know before seeing the movie)!
Highlight the following text to read it.
10 years after the events of Episode I, he Republic is engulfed in crisis.
Thousands of systems are leaving the republic to join the Separatist movement
led by former Jedi Count Dooku. Dooku is one of only 20 Jedi to ever leave the
order willingly - called the Lost Twenty.
As she returns to Coruscant to try to stop the Military Creation Act, an
assassination attempt is made on Senator Padme Amidala (you know her as queen
from Ep. I). Amidala is put under the protection of Obi-Wan and a much older
Anakin, but after another attempt is made, the Jedi Council deems it neccessary
for Amidala to go into hiding. Obi-Wan heads off to a planet called Kamino, home
to the best cloners in the galaxy, in search of the person behind the attacks on
Padme's life. Anakin goes with Padme to Naboo.
Obi-Wan discovers that 10 years ago, Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas had ordered a huge
clone army - for the Republic! The thing is, Obi-Wan though that Sifo-Dyas had
died before then... odd....
Meanwhile, Anakin and Padme fall in love. This is despite the fact that
Anakin, bound by the Jedi Code, is not allowed to marry. There are many scenes
introducing the fact that for them to get married would ruin their lives.
The movie approaches its climax as Obi-Wan, having tracked the bounty hunter
to the planet Geonosis, is captured and Anakin, having sensed his mother was in
danger on Tatooine, witnesses her death there. Anakin, Padme, and - in fact -
the whole Republic army (newly created as the Military Creation Act is approved)
go to rescue Obi-Wan, resulting in the best final battle of any of the Star Wars
movies.
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